Mirthala, meet reality TV

Now that Mirthala Salinas is suspended, she may want to try a stab at reality TV: On Aug. 22, Fox launches "Anchorwoman":

PHIL HURLEY is the owner of a middle-market Texas news station, KYTX Channel 19. Desperate to turn the tide of his news rating woes and compete with the longtime ratings giant, Phil has shocked the station and town of Tyler, Texas, by bringing in a gorgeous model and ex-WWE diva with no previous news experience to be his next ANCHORWOMAN – all in hopes of reinventing the look of Channel 19 and overhauling its below-average 6 share to a number more like his competitor’s 36.

Former Miss New York and über-vixen LAUREN JONES packs up her Versace dresses and heads to Tyler, Texas, to start a new career. Can this bombshell make it as a serious reporter? Will she save KYTX, or make it the laughingstock of the Lone Star State? Lauren wants to show everyone she’s no airhead, and this is her big chance to prove she’s more than just a pretty face.

So that sounds like something Mirthala could try during her Telemundo suspension. But a big question: Would she think that the Tyler Mayor Joey Seeber is hot enough?