OK, Spector trial over
Yesterday's testimony sealed the deal: Lana Clarkson did not commit suicide. Her mother testified that Lana bought seven new pairs of shoes just 12 hours before she died, and had the receipts to prove it. No woman kills herself after buying seven pairs of shoes -- unless all of those shoes were Christian Louboutin and she had fatal buyer's remorse afterward. But the receipts that her mom held up looked from the back to be Ross receipts, or somewhere similar. And nobody kills herself after finding seven great pairs of shoes at Ross, particularly if you're at the Ross at National and Sepulveda, where I've picked up BCBG heels for $20 and Michael Kors sunglasses for $15. Lana would have been high on life (or at least high on shopping). Spector, you're goin' down...
No wigs in prison.