Paris edges closer to canonization
Remember how the reformed, contrite Paris Hilton promised to become Mother Teresa after her stint in the Lynwood klink? Well, she's just a hop, skip and a leper or two away from that goal. She's launching her own shoe line to meet "the needs of the fashion-forward young woman." (Ah-HA, this is what she meant by helping the needy!) She's snogging one of her breeder-bought dogs at a Malibu beach party that she surely must have thrown to raise funds for charity. And now she's in talks to become an ambassador for Childrens Hospital Los Angeles: "I went and visited the little premature babies who were only, like, one pound," she said. Aww, like a Chihuahua!