The devil went down to Georgia
Seems that Russia staged an air raid over the former Soviet state, firing a one-ton missile that landed 25 yards from a house in a village. Russia denies it, of course, but hey, Putin's been rolling back freedoms so maybe he got nostalgic and wanted to take some of the old bloc back. One would think the Russian media would be all over this, but Pravda is busy breaking important stories like "Act of love can be much better with a shot of vodka" ("Maximum allowable amount: 1 liter").
But really, I just wanted to use that Georgia headline...