Paris Hilton thinks Rwanda is hot
Paris Hilton has caught up on a few months of partying after her harrowing jail experience, and is ready to do good for humanity as promised. So she's going to Rwanda. "There’s so much need in that area and I feel like if I go, it will bring more attention to what people can do to help," she told E! online.
Right... because we just realized that Rwanda has problems and need Paris, who probably envisions sweet children waiting to flock to her side like in a Sally Struthers commercial, to tell us that. Paris, who probably thinks the Hutus cut a hit single with Justin Timberlake, and Tutsi is the hottest jeans designer since 7 For All Mankind. I'm not so sure this photo op -- expect Paris in the Banana Republic chic, safari cliche khakis and white shirt -- is good for people who have already suffered enough. Paris should take a cue from "South Park" and send a fat check to get her free Teiko sports watch -- or she should volunteer as a peacekeeper in Darfur.
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