Those freaky-deeky mullahs!
An excerpt from an address delivered by Hasan Rahimpur Azghadi of the Iranian Supreme Council for Cultural Revolution, which aired on Iranian TV -- the land of no homosexuals, as Ahmadinejad told us earlier this week -- on Sept. 3:
"[The Westerners] have transgressed all moral boundaries... The husband and wife are no longer satisfied with one another, and they begin having relations with other men and women. After a while, they start thinking that since they have already experienced this, it is time to try homosexuality. Then, they think this is old-fashioned, and they turn to animals. These things happen in the West. After a while, when they get bored with this, they turn to small children. ... They have now begun turning to objects. There are big factories that produce artificial genitals, and they sell them in stores. A sex shop is a store that sells sex toys."
Er, it sounds like he's speaking from, um, experience...