A Friendly Intervention
Dear Bridget,
It hasn't gone without notice that you repeatedly post erotic photos of Vladimir Putin. It also hasn't gone without notice that the last one you posted was slugged "Putinhot.jpg."
Now, I realize there's no accounting for taste, and if Vlad drives you mad, well, that's your business. But doesn't character play a role in this somewhere? I mean, former KGB goon turned aspiring dictator -- the guy rivals your nemesis Hugo in terms of charm.
Surely you can do better than Putin, Bridget. Why not set your sights on someone more noble, someone who's truly done something to make the world a better place, someone like ... this guy:
Your friend,
Chris