It's the war on Thanksgiving that's really alarming
If Chris thinks the War on Christmas is worrisome, he should check out the War on Thanksgiving waged by Pamela Anderson and PETA who want to end this American tradition of slaughtering turkeys and eating them every fourth Thursday of November.
The holiday season can be especially hard for those who find themselves homeless," says Anderson. "And it's murder on turkeys. With so many healthy and delicious options nowadays, it's easy to have a holiday meal that gives even turkeys something to be thankful for."
Worse, still is Peta's video from a Butterball slaughterhouse here.
Surely the sinister people at Tofurkey are behind this.
Comments
Oh, Yum! Pammy just reminded me to make sure to cook two turkeys this year.
Uh, Pam, if you're gonna lecture me on your religion of tofurky-ism, then let me lecture you on how not to drag your children through a mess of a life:
1) Don't marry immature drummers who like to bat you around like their drum kits and definitely don't get pregnant by them.
2) Try not to date every guy on earth, sprawl out nude (objectifying of women and all - not great info for young sons, you know?). Also, squeezing two torpedo sized implants into your chest cavity might give them the wrong message, too. Don't you think?
What? You don't like being lectured. Fine! Enjoy your jiggly, flavorless (I've tried it, it's crap!) Tofurky and I'll devour, with renewed passion, seconds - maybe even thirds - of my golden, juicy, gravy-covered, tender turkey.
Do we have a deal?
Posted by: Michele | November 15, 2007 8:06 PM
How can the Daily News writers even begin to have an objective view of wars on Christmas, Thanksgiving,
Terror, Drugs, to name a few when they have developed a section called "FAITH." According to Websters, faith means "firm belef in something for which there is no proof." Leap of Faith may have been a better title. Is the DN turning into a more religious publication without a section for another point of view.
Posted by: Ken | November 17, 2007 12:01 PM