NRO: Prediction time!
National Review Online asked for my weirdest and wackiest (well, bravest, at least) prediction for the 2008 election, about a year from now, for today's expert symposium. Here was my response:
"Mike Huckabee wins over America’s hearts without a hundred million billion dollars in the bank. Huckabee also wins in a landslide a Gallup poll asking if voters would rather chug a brewski at a backyard barbecue with him or Hillary Clinton. Pervez Musharraf breathes a sigh of relief knowing that Barack Obama won’t be around to jack up his country any more than it already is; Iran weeps salty tears for their great loss. Dennis Kucinich moves to Roswell, New Mexico, to be closer to his peeps. Ron Paul becomes a greeter at Wal-Mart."
Let me add to that: "Bridget ducks and covers as the pissy Paul posse bombards her with ornery e-mails for daring to make a joke about their lord and master."
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