Don't you sometimes wish Campaign 2008 would go like this?

Thinking back to last night's Hatton-Mayweather fight in Vegas, which the British press practically billed as a do-over of the American Revolution -- and which, ha-ha, ended with the same result, with a knockout of the Brit Hatton by Michigan man Mayweather in the tenth round. Wouldn't it be nice if they got Campaign 2008 over with so quickly? Brangelina, David Beckham and the rest of the celeb contingent could grab their choice seats, Don King could lead the GOP cheering section with his American flags, then the two top candidates could go in the ring and duke it out. May not be very civilized, you might say. But below-the-belt hits and all, the boxing ring is not too far removed from the political arena: