Smells Like B.O.

Sung to the tune of Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit:

It was so drab, this dull campaign

Rudy, Clinton, John McCain.

But now I've got reason to vote,

a fresh sweet smell that gives me hope:

B.O. ... B.O. ... B.O. ... B.O.
B.O. ... B.O. ... B.O. ... B.O.
B.O. ... B.O. ... B.O. ... B.O.
B.O. ... B.O. ... B.O. ... B.O.

He won Utah -- and Nevada!
Got more might than
the Spanish Armada!
Raise up a nice, cold Coffee Coolata!
And let's toast to
Barack Obama!

A politico
A hero
What a guy-a
My messiah!
Yea

He's not just great, he's the best.
And for this gift we're truly blessed.
He always has, always been,
And always will be till the end.

B.O. ... B.O. ... B.O. ... B.O. (x 4)

Got the wisdom of Deepak Chopra!

Not only that, he

hangs with Oprah!

Makes me shout out, Yes We Can-a

find inner peace through

Barack Obama!

A politico
A hero
What a guy-a
My messiah!
Yea

He helps me to believe.
He's the best thing on TV.
He's the one we've waited for --
not Hillary, not even Gore.

B.O. ... B.O. ... B.O. ... B.O. (x 4)

Oh my goodness, goodness gracious!
He's got hope that's
just audacious!
He's better than marijuana!
Light one up for
Barack Obama!

Hallelujah
And hosanna
What a guy-a
My messiah!
Yea