From the Dept. of Freudian Slips n' Slanders

Dan Rather slips here and refers to Obama as Osama. And yet the Osama-loving, I mean Obama-loving MSM dismissed this Southern California prophet as a mere Fear Engineer when he said that Obama will hand the country over to folks like Obama. Eat some crow, you silly doves.*

* nonliteralness disclaimer for the sarcasm-challenged.

On a less sarcastic note, I've long felt that the election will not go to a black liberal whose name rhymes with Public Enemy #2 (Public Enemy #1 always was Saddam, my more hawkish friends insist). Colin Powell, maybe. He's a military heavy who rhymes with no discernible enemies.