The Taliban, Part Deux

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Okay, so here's the deal for dealing with the Taliban:

1.) Find out what's ailing them via a group therapy session to see what makes them tick.

2.) See if their needs can be met in less invasive ways.

3.) Deprogram them.

4.) Reprogram them.

5.) Hold anger management classes.

6.) Have them recite "Everything I Needed to Know I Learned in Kindergarten" as part of their daily pledge.

Rinse and repeat as needed. Fin.

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Rob Asghar Author Profile Page said:

Okay, that's kind of funny. But do you believe you're honestly representing Obama's position?

Gail-Tzipporah Saunders Author Profile Page said:

No way, Rob. I'm a registered Republican.

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