Miss California Wins Booby Prize

Okay, some columns just write themselves, and anything about Miss California, Carrie Prejean, is bound to be titillating. The facts don't need any augmentation. They stand alone and are more than sufficient without inflating the importance of the subject, because the subject has no importance.

Miss California believes she missed being Miss USA on the basis of her response to a "got ya" question on gay marriage. She started being thankful that she lives in a country where "same marriage" is possible, but then admitted she was personally against it. Okay, I'm devastated that arguably the most inarticulate person of external beauty doesn't approve of "same marriage." But why do I care? Why would anyone care what her position is on anything. Though supine might be nice.

She blames the question for costing her first place and claims that she is being persecuted for her Christian beliefs. She wants to be judged on her God-given endowments. But some of her assets were pageant-given. She is also being persecuted for the boob job she got to boost her chances. A representative of our own California pageant admitted to paying for the enhancement of her natural mammaltude. Apparently while steroids are wrong in sports, plastics are okay in beauty pageants. Whom she blames for the naughty photographs she posed for, I really don't know. The devil made her do it.

This is a very minor story of no intrinsic importance, still, it's good to keep abreast of all the news.
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