Madonna's Fling

Pop icon Madonna, has a new boyfriend/ boy toy/ whatever in model/ singer/ actor/ dancer Jesus Luz. The difference here is the age factor. Luz is 22 while Madge may be closer to his mother's age, depending on when she bore him.

Defending her choice to lookey loos and busybodies (including one blogger), Madge said that she prefers to date younger men rather than men closer to her age who are often an overweight, cholesterol-ridden bunch with bad knees and hair sprouting from places other than their bald domes.

No matter. In a March 2009 photo shoot in "W Magazine," the material girl looked like Anne Bancroft canoodling with Dustin Hoffman in the "Graduate," as he followed Luz up the stairs with a lascivious grin.

My question is once lights go on, what does a couple talk about when one is 20 and the other one is old enough to remember Woodstock? To help out, I have created a list of do's and don'ts for conversing with a 20 year-old when you are old enough to remember the first moon landing many other things.

Do's:

Hair
SPF Formula Suntan Lotions
Sex
Health clubs
U2
Sex
Lady Gaga
The Prez
Plastic surgery
Muscles and
Sex

Don'ts

JFK (he wasn't here)
Princess Di (ditto)
Life before the Internet
Cholesterol
Annie Hall
The Graduate
Shoulder Pads
Your 401 K Plan
Your Estate
Any bridgework you may need and
Your latest stress test

Tread most other topics lightly.