When definitions change
Karl Rove is divorcing his second wife. Me, I blame liberals and the mainstream media. By constantly changing the age-old definition of marriage, they confused poor Karl, and Tiger Woods, and Charlie Sheen. How can these good hetero eggs keep track of what a marriage is supposed to be? As for me, I've got commitment issues, because I'm constantly worried about accidentally marrying a man, thanks to these darned changing definitions. Thanks a lot, MSM, for depriving me of one of God's great gifts.
Take me back to the good, old days, when the definition of marriage was simple and constant: One man and one woman or many women. Or one one man and many women and some concubines. Or one man and one woman for a few months. Or one woman and one man of the same race, lest there be a lynching. Now, the world's done changed. A pity, eh?
Again, your insistence on mocking legitimate concerns about what some call "the sanctity of marriage" simply paint you as an extremist who would deny that there should be any discussion at all. I wonder if this was your goal.