Joe Biden and those Pesky Settlements

Surprise of all surprises: The Obama Administration via super-diplomat, VP Joe Biden, admonished the Israeli government for building more settlements in East Jerusalem on his recent visit to the country. Outside of Pres. Obooma, Biden is the highest ranking American official to visit the country since the last historic election.

The left-wing administration's stand is up there with some other shockers of all shockers like the sun rising in the east each day and setting in the west, the rivers flowing into the seas and drinking orange juice with milk is not the most stellar idea because one is an acid and the other is a base (a chef sitting next to me on an airplane told me that.)

The idea that is whizzing past this administration's head faster than a rock thrown at a rally is the fact that anything the Israelis do will annoy the Palestinians, so here is a list of things the Israelis should avoid if they want to keep peace in the region.

1.) Build new settlements on land annexed in a war
2.) Breathe
3.) Brush and floss
4.) Gargle
5.) Bake bread
6.) Light any candles
7.) Cough, sneeze or go dancing
8.) Go folk dancing
9.) Be fruitful and multiply

Things they can do:

Give back the entire place before rolling over and dieing.