Those Embarrassing Leaks

To divulge or not to divulge? That is the question. Whether it is better to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous ignorance or to know more that the average cumquat.

At the bottom of Wikileak is Julian Assange, an Australian hacker, who was heard to say, "I enjoy crushing bastards, so it is enjoyable work." So on a dating profile, you would know where he stands and that in his free time he enjoys being redundant. But what is the public to do with the outpouring of information. After all, we have a right to know certain things, but what?

So I have complied a list of things that should be leaked and things that should be coded so that Assange and other hackers would have a strong electric current surging through their evil keyboards when they have hacked and gone too far. Here it is:

Yes:

How our servicemen are behaving
What BP really knew beforehand
When they are going to clean everything up
How much mercury is really in our fish
How to use the leaks to divert the bankers' bailout money into worthy causes
How some charities are really spending our money
Al Qaeda's military operations
Anything about Iran
Illegal immigrants
How Fidel Castro managed to stay alive so long

No:

What Lindsay Lohan is doing in jail
Who is sleeping with whom
Israel's military operations
America's security operations - if we have any after letting everyone in

That's about it for now, but if anyone has any others, contact me with the lighter stuff, except about Iran, al Qaeda and such, and Julian Assange with the heavier stuff. Thank you.