Parody: February 2008 Archives
Sung to the tune of Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit:
It was so drab, this dull campaign
Rudy, Clinton, John McCain.
But now I've got reason to vote,
a fresh sweet smell that gives me hope:
B.O. ... B.O. ... B.O. ... B.O.
B.O. ... B.O. ... B.O. ... B.O.
B.O. ... B.O. ... B.O. ... B.O.
B.O. ... B.O. ... B.O. ... B.O.
He won Utah -- and Nevada!
Got more might than
the Spanish Armada!
Raise up a nice, cold Coffee Coolata!
And let's toast to
Barack Obama!
A politico
A hero
What a guy-a
My messiah!
Yea
He's not just great, he's the best.
And for this gift we're truly blessed.
He always has, always been,
And always will be till the end.
B.O. ... B.O. ... B.O. ... B.O. (x 4)
Got the wisdom of Deepak Chopra!
Not only that, he
hangs with Oprah!
Makes me shout out, Yes We Can-a
find inner peace through
Barack Obama!
A politico
A hero
What a guy-a
My messiah!
Yea
He helps me to believe.
He's the best thing on TV.
He's the one we've waited for --
not Hillary, not even Gore.
B.O. ... B.O. ... B.O. ... B.O. (x 4)
Oh my goodness, goodness gracious!
He's got hope that's
just audacious!
He's better than marijuana!
Light one up for
Barack Obama!
Hallelujah
And hosanna
What a guy-a
My messiah!
Yea
So SpongeBob Squarepants is backing Hillary -- is anyone surprised?
Here are some other cartoon endorsements to expect in the near future:
- Montgomery Burns -- Mitt Romney (though he's still smarting over Giuliani's withdrawal)
- Beetle Bailey -- John McCain
- Dora -- Hillary Clinton
- Ned Flanders -- Mike Huckabee
- Cathy -- Barack Obama (the Oprah endorsement won her over)
Anyone care to add to the list?
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