Other gay characters
Now that Albus Dumbledore has been outed as a gay character by Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling, it got me thinking about other gay characters in children’s literature.
In college, I took a class on children’s literature and one of the stories we tried to dissect was “Jack and the Beanstalk.”
Aside from being a story about conquering your fears and expecting the unexpected, it turns out it can be viewed as a gay fantasy. Eager boy climbs a beanstalk of a phallic symbol, only to entice and frustrate a giant of a man who lives in the clouds.
It was as disturbing in college as it is now.
Believing Jack is gay is about as easy as believing Dumbledore is gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with a gay character in children’s literature, but how does it add to the story?
In both cases it doesn’t. However, there are some characters in children’s literature who are decisively gay, and it does matter.
1. The Man in the Yellow Hat: The man who finds and adopts Curious George is so gay. The movie version of the story gives him a girlfriend, but in the books, he is about as gay as you can get. Stylish yellow clothes, very tidy house, always leaving on some “urgent errand” and leaving his poor monkey alone to get into mischief. When the Man in the Yellow Hat says he has to play with his monkey, it can be interpreted in a number of ways.
2. Captain Hook: First clue is that he is a pirate. Let’s not get into specifics, but it’s not a good thing for a grown man to pretend to be a pirate. Unfortunately, Captain Hook might be a child-molesting pirate. He has far too much of an obsession with Peter Pan and his Lost Boys. And the first thing he wants to do when he captures Wendy is feed her to Tick-Tock the crocodile.
3. The Seven Dwarfs: Maybe not all of them. Happy, Bashful, Grumpy, definitely gay. The others, maybe bi-curious. Dopey is probably the only straight one of the bunch. Now, meeting Snow White gets them all excited. But it’s not because an attractive girl has decided she wants to live with them. It’s because an attractive girl has agreed to clean and keep their house while they are away “at work” in the mine. Who knows what goes on when they are away all day toiling underground?
4. Bert and Ernie: Not quite literary characters, but they defnitely fit the gay character mold. Bert is a bit too much of a neat freak to be straight. And Ernie takes way too much pleasure in his bubble baths.
5. Samwise Gamgee: The sidekick to Frodo Baggins in “The Lord of the Rings” definitely loved his master. But was he in love with him? That’s the debate. Samwise was loyal, trustworthy and faithful to Frodo. But if that was all he was to Frodo, then Samwise might as well have been a dog. Frodo needed more than a dog to help him fulfill his destiny. He needed a trusted partner. There are only two types of people — brothers and spouses — who can be trusted to the degree Frodo trusted Sam. They were definitely not brothers, so that leaves only one other possibility.
6. Marcie from Peanuts: The Peanuts Web site says that Marcie and Peppermint Patty have secret crushes on Charlie Brown. The Peppermint Patty part I believe. She is the only character who looks past Charlie Brown's deficiencies and sees just another kid trying to make it through childhood. Marcie, on the other hand, is competing with Charlie Brown for Peppermint Patty's attention. Marcie's quiet, unassuming approach makes her unthreatening. But if Peppermint Patty ever gave her the attention she desired, it would make Marcie happier than Snoopy on Easter. That Marcie calls Peppermint Patty "sir" should be enough for anyone to realize their is some sexual frustration going on there.
7. Rabbit from Winnie-the-Pooh: He's the cranky old man of Pooh corner. He is a stickler to detail, unusually tidy and hates disruptions. Plus he thinks he's smarter and more clever than anyone in his world. He is the worst kind of gay character out there: one who is unaccepting of others. If anything, he should be the most tolerant of the characters in Winnie-the-Pooh. Instead, he is the one who discriminates first.