Snapped!
Orlando Bloom and Jennifer Aniston? Are they friends? Are they more? Heck, who knows. But this picture, taken in recent days at a resort in Mexico, musta made some photographer gobs of money... I just finished reading NY Post columnist Cindy Adams' (the one who wrote a book about her dog) complete rant against anyone who is not American in NYC. I think she is forgetting what country she lives in which is kind of appalling since she lives so close to Ellis Island...First Britney loses custody of her kids and now, in other unfit parental news, Lindsay Lohan is supposed to spend five days of quality time with her dad. We know this because, of course, he told the press all about it. Is this father-daughter reunion a good idea? Just askin...Uh boy, first George Clooney cracks up on his motorcycle with his galpal on the back and now Keith Urban, on his way to an AA meeting in Syndey, ate it on his bike. Mrs. Urban (the lovely Nicole Kidman) was not riding on the back...Victoria Beckham's NBC reality special may have been an absolute ratings bust, but her reunion with the Spice Girls is already a big hit in London where tickets to the first show sold out in 38 SECONDS! How does that happen? Modern technology sure takes all the fun outa camping out in line and getting wrist bands and all the stuff...

And finally, a funny quote uttered by Whoopi Goldberg on "The View" this morning after talking about a news story reporting that two nuns beat up their Mother Superior: "Nuns are women. They're women with no sex. I played a nun. I got no sex."
Goldberg played a singing nun in the box office smash "Sister Act" and its sequel...