Good morning all.
It's the weekend so I'm gonna provide you with plenty of tidbits for the day. OK, so why have I posted a picture of the very glamorous Nicole Kidman pictured at an anniversary party for New Line Cinema? Well, because she's NOT Britney Spears. She's an actress and a mother and a star who Britney could learn a few lessons from. I know everyone thinks the beleaguered Britney has reached her breaking point. But they are wrong: it is ME who is reaching a breaking point. All the drama, all the Starbucks, the hair extensions. When will the madness end? I caught the new TV version of TMZ.com for the first time last night and all I gotta say is, they outa put Britney on their payroll. The pop mess provides them with all kinds of footage - daily. Last night she was seen asking the paparazzi, who are clearly more her friends than an annoyance, "what's the date of today?" "It's Thursday?" OK, somebody buy this girl a cell phone or something that displays the date. She missed her first visit with her kids due to a broken intercom and has got court dates and drug tests and parenting classes to get to on time. Yesterday, some crazy woman threw coffee on Britney's car during one of her several paprazzi scenes of the day. (see video below).

I KNEW Jennifer Lopez wasn't packing on the pounds for no reason! JLo is expected to announced at a concert tonight that she is indeed pregnant. In fact, TMZ.xom is reporting that she and hubby Marc Anthony are expecting twins! Congratulations to them......Lindsay Lohan has apparently checked out of rehab where she has been since August. Good luck kid and please, stay out of trouble...So did television's judge Greg Mathis call a woman a hillbilly on his show? She says he did and is suing him. Gee, Granny, Jeb and Jethro Clampett were never offended by the term. But then, they had all that Texas tea to keep 'em happy...I confess, I can't name one single song by the group Hanson. But, I'm happy to report that one of the brothers in the band, Issac Hanson, is expected to make a full recovery from a blood clot...Well, this is different. Jim Carrey addressed the United Nation's Security Council yesterday urging them to ban all international arm shipments to the former Burma. And no, he did not talk out of his a** while doing it...Of couse, O.J.'s Rolex is as fake as his search for the real killer....Janet Jackson says she's gonna write a book about her weight gains and losses. Hopefully, it will see better than her two most recent albums. Ouch! I know that was mean but hey, the woman's CD sales are slumping...

Funny quote:
"Ann Coulter is a WOMAN?"
Joy Behar on Friday's "The View"