A Star - No, A Planet - is Born

The crazed, unblinking wide eyes, the lisp, the buck teeth, the complete lack of expression, the nonhuman singing voice - Nicholas Zitzmann (even the name is perfect - Zitz Man) , we want to buy your records and see you in person. We want to join your fan club and wear your t-shirts. We want to run through the fields of Planet Zoloft singing your songs.
You are a complete nutter - and those judges are wrong. Zitzmann is a scream. The biggest laugh of the new season so far.