Minne-Hopeless

Minneapolis, as Randy muttered, was hopeless. A few made it to the next round, but most were just awful - or deeply deluded or doing it for laughs. They did make it onto TV and some kind of brief local fame, though. That's something, isn't it?

Brenna Kyner summed that town up. She roared, she belted, she soared so far from the tune (whatever it was), her voice sounded like that stray weather balloon that was floating around Orange County last week. The one that frightened the local fishermen (hey, am I the only one who pays attention to local news?!)

Anyway, poor Brenna, and poor Minneapolis.