Mom, I Made it to Hollywood
We here at "Idol" central command (the perimeter is being patrolled by deaf mutes in riot gear) were amused by the 16-year-old Matt Sato, whose "California Dreaming" brought out some rare compliments from the very rich, very Botoxed, very lucky trio of judges, along with gues panelist Jewel acting like the good sport who needs some media attention that she is.
Sato was OK, and Cowell, who can always be counted on to make no secret of his attraction to young, smooth-faced teen boys, even noted Sato had a "mature voice" -- and didn't even note the glaring red pimple on the kid's nose.
After the audition, Matt called Mom, crying "I made it to Hollywood, I made it to Hollywood." Dude, you are gonna be very surprised when you get there.
That is the boy who said his parents would not come with him to the auditions because they told him they spent all they could on his music dreams.... Rotten parents if I may say so...... Great for the dude to stuff it right back to mom and dad....