Who Was Melissa Stavros?

We liked her! She's 22, big and buxom and knows how to laugh at herself. Plus, when the judges went all thumbs down on her, she took it like a woman. Melissa tried an Aguilera song and the judges sniped "Sorry Melissa." And when she left the room, Simon sneered: "She looked liked she'd be caught in a net." We don't like you either, Simon. If you were caught in our net, we'd throw you back.