Phil, hats are your Friend.

david: halfway through, ears blood-free...He looks like he's there courtesy the Make a Wish Foundation.
mizrock/sem: LOL!/hahahaha (shame!)
sem: there you go david: the police
(minutes later)
david: I had a herniated disk about 15 months ago, and I thought THAT was painful.
mizrock: i've heard better karaoke..sober.