MELINDA, TAKE 1

Fred she's got a voice but the personality is lacking.
Josh she's coming on strong now though
Sem she's trying too hard...but it's a Whitney Houston song, you're screwed anyway.
Sem what was THAT???
Fred she believes in you 'n' meeeee....
Josh she had a good run in the middle and killed it with the high note
Sem this whole performance gave me goosebumps...in a bad way.
Sem like, a rash
Fred i just grew an enormous bunion on my foot.
Sem randy, are you on crack? the best??
Fred randy is desperately trying for credibility.
Sem i think randy's a robot
Sem "that was hot. that was hot. that was hot. that was hot. dawg. dawg. dawg."
Josh can you imagine a conversation between randy and paris hilton?
Fred yeah - hot dawg.
Sem she was NOT the best guys. i'm very distraught.
Josh i'm mad as hell and i'm not going to take it anymore!
Fred i am enjoying my guinness.

MELINDA, TAKE 2

Fred can i watch forensic files now? you kids have fun.
Sem she changes her hair every second.
Josh ryan and i think alike. scary...
Fred tina turner did this so well.
Josh OK, if Ryan beats Simon, how about Ryan-Ty Pennington?
Fred that guitar is horrible. 99 cent store.
Sem Still Ryan.
Josh even if ty has a bullhorn?
Fred the guitar on this song.
Josh he could shout ryan down...
Josh she can do a lot of different types of music..but her lack of personality is going to get her voted off this week
Fred i hope so. she's a bore.
Josh wow, did randy just actually give an opinion?
Sem THANK you. she IS boring
Fred no -- what did i say. i like her more than birdman.

MELINDA, TAKE 3

Sem ok, it's Mel again. whatev.
Josh melinda doolittle way? jesus ass...
Fred it's a great song but the arrangement is terrible.
Sem it was a *yawn*...oh shit, Simon i smiling...
Sem dont say it
Sem simon
Sem dont...say...it!