Sign of the times
Three young fans, probably 8 or 9 years old, were standing next to the gallery ropes as Tiger Woods teed off on No. 3 Thursday.
They asked a course marshal if he had Tiger's autograph?
"Don't want it," the marshal said. "What would I do with it?"
One of the youngsters immediately replied, "Sell it on eBay."

Daily News staff writers
and Gene blogs at 

Leave a comment