The long and the short of it

Who says PGA Tour officials don't have a sense of humor?

J.B. Holmes, who ranks second on tour in driving distance at 309.6 yards per attempt, is paired in the first two rounds with Fred Funk and Zach Johnson.

The 51-year-old Funk is 182nd among 186 players off the tee at 263.5 yards, while Johnson, the defending Masters champion, is 184th at 260.0.

For the record, Bubba Watson tops the list at 316.5 yards per drive while former UCLA standout Corey Pavin is No. 186 at 256.0.