I miss one game, to watch my high school play its rival, and this happens?

Manny Legace gets hurt by Sarah Palin’s carpet?

Jason LaBarbera records a shutout?

St. Louis and its 40-percent power play goes 0-for-4 against the Kings, who are STILL perfect on the penalty kill, their weakest skill for three years running?

I think I’m being Punk’d. Somebody tell me what really happened.