Wife rating scale: do you put your cold feet on husband to warm them?

Just for fun, Monitor on Psychology, the official publication of the American Psychological Association, published a Marital Rating Scale in its current issue that is beyond hilarious. According to the Monitor, it was developed in the late 1930s by a psychologist at Northwestern University, who ran a counseling practice, wrote a syndicated national newspaper column called "The Worry Clinic" and started his own matchmaking service.
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