New products: October 2007 Archives

Ech. I became infested with the little critters once as a teacher's aid to a kindergarten class, but I haven't had to deal with lice as a Mom yet. I suspect most mothers are less yucked out by the little parasites themselves than by the whole idea of them being anywhere near their child. Is it itchy in here?

I know, lice aren't exactly something to joke about. According to a company called Fairy Tales Hair Care for Children, U.S. schools are experiencing a lice epidemic this back to school season as the louse becomes resistant to traditional chemicals. Fairy Tales has a major stake in that being true as their main products are lice-ridding treatments. But I must admit, they carry some interesting stuff.

One I may end up ordering is a leave-in spray with Rosemary, said to repel lice. Every morning before sending the kids off to daycare or preschool, you just douse them in lice repellant. Pretty cool.

More tips for prevention:

Check your child under a bright light weekly. Look for tiny bugs or grayish-colored, rice sized nits or eggs. They will be glued to the hair shaft at an angle 1/2 inch from the scalp. Focus on the "hot spots" back of nec, around ears and part lines.

Tell your child never to share hats, combs, pillows, nap mats, sporting equipment.

Herbs such as rosemary and citronella have been shown to repel head lice.

It was bad enough when I realized a few years ago that I just wasn't going to be able to find a pair of jeans that buttoned somewhere above my hip bones unless I started shopping at Lane Bryant. No offense to anyone, but to paraphrase Erin Brockovich, as long as I have one *** instead of two, I'll wear what I like if that's all right with you.

But when it comes to toddlers, low rise just doesn't work. When little ones bend and jump and squirm, as you can count on them doing pretty much all the time, a low cut exposes the diaper -- bigtime. This is especially bad for me, since I'm, uh, embarrassed that my child is still wearing a pull up.

I suspect that many designers of baby clothes don't actually have kids of their own. So they just design the same things that big girls (women) wear, just smaller. Would that it worked the other way. Oh how I wish they made those adorable Gap tights, skirts and boots in my size!

Here in the features department of the Daily News newsroom, we have the privilege or pain from time to time of sampling new edible products. Today's kid-friendly item: A yogurt tube (uh-huh) with odd-colored contents (been there) and hyperbolic flavor names ("Blue Raspberry Rage" -- ho-hum). But this stuff from Yoplait, called Fizzix, actually has something in it that reacts on the tongue kind of like out-of-date Pop Rocks candies.
Kids who want every gimmicky treat that ever landed by a checkstand will like it, and the flavor wasn't bad. Here's the catch: The fizzy element goes into overdrive after the packet has been out of refrigeration for a while, so that even while the tube is still cool to the touch, it looks like it's going to rupture. I was tempted to let it sit on my desk for an hour or more to see what would happen (In the name of work-related research), but they'd probably make me clean that stuff out of my keyboard myself. Even without the rupture, the moment the tube was opened, it began oozing blue goo.