It's not enough that these guys at The Onion are funny when it comes to President Barack Obama's fanboy-ness, they have to toss the Conan details in there to really hammer it home.Via The Onion...
Obama Disappointed Cabinet Failed To Understand His Reference To 'Savage Sword Of Conan' #24
...Obama, whose upcoming challenges include organizing a massive effort to rebuild the nation's infrastructure, was reportedly unprepared for the confused silence he received upon suggesting that his cabinet "team up with Taurus of Nemedia" to secure the necessary funding from Congress.
"If my inner circle of advisers can't even communicate about the most basic issues, how are we going to tackle the massive problems our nation faces?" Obama said during a press conference. "When I tell my cabinet that getting bipartisan support is exactly like the time Conan got Taurus to help him steal Yara's jewel, they need to understand what I mean."
After receiving no reaction from the assembled reporters, Obama added, "Because a giant spider is protecting this chamber full of precious jewels, just like Congress is protecting its.... God, how are you people not seeing this?"
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