Time to get offline

It's time to get off the computer and pay more attention to your child when his conversation is peppered with commercial jingles.

Given a second helping of dinner last night, Wonder Boy beamed and sing-songed: "More, more, more, Morongo!" (This, gleaned from the times Papa watches Laker games. "Let's go Lakers let's go," is another favorite chant.)

And this morning, after a successful trip to the potty, he flushed and announced: "Kaboom! And the stain is gone!"

Bad mommy.

See you all later! Intervention time!