So, this is not the most hard-hitting news item with which to return from a month-long hiatus, but I bring it to you nonetheless.
Apparently, a Palos Verdes Peninsula High graduate and aspiring comedian has made a short documentary about her experience at the school's 10-year reunion at the Torrance Marriot. Except she didn't go to the reunion; she sent a tattoo-covered stripper in her place.
ABC's "Good Morning America" had a segment on Andrea Wachner and "Cricket" (the stripper) yesterday, in which we see scenes of Andrea talking through an earpiece to Cricket at the reunion.
Fellow alums were doubtful of Cricket-as-Andrea.
"She was just so different. You have to understand the community we had come from," Daniel Wolowicz, 32, told ABC's Christina Caron. "Everyone was questioning who this person was."
Andrea wasn't a big fan of Pen High, as you can see in the six-minute trailer for her 40-minute documentary "I Remember Andrea."

