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Ever wonder what the world looks like to an animal? The Museum of Animal Perspectives has strapped cameras to the backs of wolves, sheep, cows, armadillos, and even flies and scorpions.


The result is fascinating and amazing. It's also strangely claustrophobic. You really see how low to the ground some of those animals are.

One of the links below will take you to the Youtube page, where you can find lots more. The wolf one at the bottom makes me appreciate my dog a little more.

Two questions: What is the Museum of Animal Perspectives. And are they hiring? Please!

The dog is fine, but shaken. We were walking at Weymouth and 7th Street at 9 p.m Saturday night. The light turned green and we started to cross the street. A car that had been stopped at the light turned left in our direction. It didn't stop. I saw it and tried to figure out which way to move to get away. It didn't slow down. I jumped at the last second and tumbled in the street. The dog screeched.

I immediately got up and the dog had his tail down, but seemed to be fine. He either barely got swiped or yipped because he was scared. We sat on the curb just catching our breath and a couple of people stopped to see if we were OK, so not everybody is a jerk.

The car that hit us never stopped. It just kept going. This was a hit-and-run, which is pretty serious stuff.  It was a dark blue or black SUV (that's what  the color looked like in the dark anyway). And it had a Dodgers logo in the left rear window. If you happened to have seen this car or recognize it, please respond to this message and I'll contact the police. I don't have to know who you are. This jerk should not get away with what he did. I've been walking dogs for years and years and nothing like this has ever happened to me.

Like I said. it was 9 p.m. at Weymouth and 7th in San Pedro. Here's the sticker that was in the window:

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I know I'm supposed to be the "pet guy" and all, but some days you just want to send them to the moon. My idiot dog broke through the wood fence in my backyard. The nail-filled planks slammed into a new car in the driveway next door so now it's got scratches all over the hood. My neighbor was not happy with me. So not only do I have to fix the fence, I'll probably have to pay to get the scratches taken out. Of course, the dog ran away and it took me a half hour to catch him.

And the winner is...

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An astute reader named "Josh's Sister" reminded me that I never announced which dog was mine in a contest I held a few days ago.

It turns out that the people who read this blog are pretty clever because all but one of you guessed correctly. (My dog is the third one from the top).

A promise is a promise, so if you got it right (or even if you didn't) and you want your Daily Breeze pencil, e-mail me your address and I'll mail you one at company expense.

I hesitated posting this, but if the vastly inferior pet blog from the Baltimor Sun can go with it, no reason I can't. It's of an adult nature, so don't show it to your impressionable puppies.

From their Unleashed blog: (Is this the only animal blog NOT called "Unleashed?")

Is your dog single? Lonely? Having a hard time meeting other dogs?

Having no luck with the whole online thing?

One enterpising company has devised a gadget to fulfill his doggie needs.

You'll have to click on the link to read more about this complete waste of money. .But here's a picture.

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My dog fell asleep on my computer!

No really. Look at this picture. He hasn't moved in weeks. And yes, I was actually reading about beer when he konked out on my laptop. I haven't tried it myself, but have it on good authority that Pliny the Elder beer is rather tasty.

I'll be better from now on. 

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Police%20Dog.jpgWatch the Redondo Beach Police Department's top dogs compete Saturday May 9 in canine trials at Redondo Union High School, 631 Vincent Park.

The free event will take place from 8 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. on the football field and feature police officers and their four-legged partners from across the state.

The competition includes a canine obstacle course and area searches, among other events.

The schedule is: 9 a.m., box search; 10:45 a.m., obedience/agility; and 1:30 p.m., manwork, in which competing canine teams demonstrate their ability to safely subdue a combative suspect.

This comes from TZM, which I suppose is reliable, but it makes me feel dirty just mentioning it.

According to the site, the Obamas have finally decided to get a dog.

We have lots of exclusive details on the Portuguese Water Dog President Barack Obama and Michelle are getting for Sasha and Malia. The pooch will make its grand entrance on Tuesday, and it's coming from a prominent Texas kennel, with the help of Senator Ted Kennedy's family.

The black dog -- a male -- is approximately six months old. We've learned it was bred at the kennel and sold to someone who gave it back. The kennel is now "re-homing" the dog to the Obamas. The dog was named Charlie, but the Obamas will rename it.

On a vaguely related note, I once interviewed the disgraced financial guru Michael Milken (shortly after getting out of prison). We had a nice enough chat, but when it was over, I realized that he thought I was Harvey Levin.

Ugh, now I really have to go wash my hands, Harvey may be slimy, but boy is he handsome!

You read it here second!

Best dog name ever

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I could see where some people would be horrified by the name of a dog I met recently.

First, let me tell you something about myself: I'm Jewish. There aren't tons of advantages to being Jewish, but one is you get to make fun of Nazis all you want. Mel Brooks may not have made a career out of it (there WAS Get Smart afterall), he did write "The Producers with it's famous line "Don't be stupid. Be a smarty. come and join the Nazi party"

It's like when black people get to use certain words and phrases the the rest of us don't. You can complain and whine about it, but that's just the way it is.

So about that dog I met. His name was Hitler. I could practically see her grimmace as she told me. But I laughed a real laugh for minutes. The chuptzpah it! The ridiculousness of it.  

I mean, a dog named Hitler. How can that not be hilarious, especially given the reasoning behind it: Like the original Hitler, the dog was insane, and was prone to seizures. And here's the best part: The dog was born with only one testicle

Genius. Pure genius.

So here's something I never thought I'd write  in a million years: Great seeing you Hitler. You're a good boy and I hope to see you again soon.

I'm thinking of changing my dog's name to Stalin.

Well, after all this time, Mr. O is finally president (And I say "finally" only in terms of how long it's been, not as any reflection of my political preferences).

So what about the pooch you've been promising those kids of yours? If you've been having trouble deciding, get off your butt. You're the Decider in Chief now.

Here's some help: A little boy is offering to give you HIS dog! Frankly, I'm a little jealous the kid thought of it first. I would have offered up my hideous monster of a dog, but he would have destroyed the Lincoln bedroom and created all kinds of scandal.

 

Little Zachary Shiley offered the pup to Obama's daughters in a letter he wrote.

"We want her to have a good home, and what could be better than the White House... A dream come true," Shiley wrote in his letter to Malia Obama. "I almost forgot, the puppy is free," Shiley wrote.

Included with the letter are two photographs of the puppy with an American flag and Shiley with the puppy.

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A post from a couple of days ago generated quite a bit of controversy. A reader told about how she got a ticket for bringing her dog to a Redondo Beach park.

The dog was leashed and the lady was from out of town, but the cop didn't want to hear it. He gave the poor lady a ticket anyway and now she's out $150.

Other readers weren't feeling very charitable about the situation. Some felt the lady got what she deserved. Others gave her dog a hard time.

Well here's the trouble maker. Doesn't look to worrisome to me.

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This is probably the lamest story of all time. Some people have a pet ferret. They take it for walks and it eats dog food. Therefore, it thinks it's a dog.

ferrett.jpgWell, at least it's good to know that newspapers in England are as hard up for stories this time of year as we are.

This picture is only a reenactment. The Web site wouldn't let me download the real picture becuase of something called a "copyright."

With its distinctive sleek white coat, tiny paws and cute pink nose there's no mistaking the fact that Harry is in fact a ferret.

But the confused rodent loves nothing more than doing doggy things.

He goes out for long walks on his leash, munches on dog food and snuggles up to family pet Sheba the German Shepherd.

The feisty furball is so convinced of his canine status that he even steals pet pooch Sheba's chew toys and eats his dinner from under his nose.

My day so far

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The dog, the cat and I took a vote and decided not to get out of bed today and to keep the electric blanket set to 7. The dog wanted it at 6, but the cat wanted it at 8, so we compromised.

In other news from the homefront, the dog and I went out last night, but left the back door ajar for the cat. A few minutes after we got home, I was standing in the kitchen, when something small and gray ran past my feet and out the back door. It could have been a mouse or a 'possum, but it had a feline feel about it.

I think I may be about to "adopt" another cat.

Just my luck.


How long does it take to eat a burrito?

If Dick Cheney were a dog

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This story hits the trifecta. It's about a dog shooting a human. It takes place in Oregon and it can be found right now on the Daily Breeze Web site. What more could you possibly ask for?

Heck, there's even a magazine about itmac_gun_dog.jpg

PORTLAND, Ore. - Henry Marcum has nothing but kind words for the dog that shot his 23-year-old son this weekend.
Marcum says his son, Matthew, was standing in Tillamook Bay at the start of duck-hunting trip when his dog jumped into the boat, setting off a 12-gauge shotgun.
The blast blew a hole in the aluminum boat before hitting Marcum, who is recovering from injuries to his legs and buttocks at Portland's Legacy Emanuel Hospital.
Henry Marcum says he's not angry with the dog, and neither is his son.
The elder Marcum says the Labrador named Drake is a good dog and the shooting is "just one of those things."

Worst iPhone app ever

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dogwalk.jpgI was skimming through the Apple iPhone app store last night and came across this one. I dowloaded it  for two reasons: It was free. The dog in the cartoon resembles my dog. And I own an iPhone.

Wait, that's three reasons.

Anyway, I'm not sure what the point of it is. You walk a dog by tapping your thumbs to the touchscreen. When you do this, the dog trots along. But the dog seems to trot along even if you don't do anything.

Here's the official description:

Stuck at work? Feel like getting out for a stroll? Now you can... and you can Walk the Dog!

Hit the trail, wander through the English countryside and take in the scenery.

Your Pet Dog is ready to go -- tap the paws faster and he'll start sprinting ! Ease off and you can enjoy a gentle ramble with your pet - without getting wet !

Walk the Dog anytime -- at home, at the office, watching TV -- best of all it's free !

I know a couple of good apps for people who walk real dogs, but I'll get to those another time. If anybody has any suggestions or knows of any good apps, we'd love to hear from you.

Dogs get cold too

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My dog has very short hair,which is good for me when it comes time to vacuum the house, but terrible for him when it gets cold outside. He'll burrow under blankets, climb into warm laundry and do just about anything he can to stay warm.

 

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So with that in mind, I'm going to give this lady a pass.

Spring Hill, Florida -- Deputies say they caught a woman trying to steal two dog sweaters and seven makeup items from a Wal-Mart in Spring Hill.

The store's loss prevention officer says Christina Malicoate, 44, put all the items in a brown purse and then tried to leave the store without paying for them.

The items include eyeshadow, blush, concealer, skin cream and two dog sweaters.

Maybe she stole the dog sweaters because her dog needed them. As for stealing all that make-up, well, she clearly needed that too.

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Jurassic Bark

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This is a real converstation I had with a Daily Breeze reporter the other day. I was at the dog park and she called me from the office with a question.

 "Oh my god! What's that noise?" she wanted to know.

"Oh, that's just my dog," I calmly answered. "He's barking at a squirrel."

"I've never heard anything like it before," she said. "It sounds like a dinosaur."

If you ask me, dogs should be allowed to vote seven times for every human vote.

This lady got in trouble just for registering her pup:

Criminal charges were dismissed Monday against Jane Balogh, the Federal Way woman who registered her dog to vote -- but not without a hiccup along the way.
King County District Court Judge Mariane Spearman dropped a misdemeanor charge of making a false or misleading statement to a public servant, based on Balogh's completion of the terms of a plea agreement reached in September 2007.
Balogh, 67, a grandmother and Army veteran, paid $240 in court costs and completed 10 hours of community service at the Tacoma Rescue Mission.
She registered her Australian shepherd-terrier mix as a voter in protest of what she contends are lax standards for voters to prove their identity and citizenship. She used a utility bill in the dog's name -- Duncan M. MacDonald -- as identification.

Duncan MacDonald! Look at this face. I'd vote for him.  

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UPDATE: My colleague, fellow blogger and all around better person Donna Littlejohn has already posted an item about Duncan. My bad. I saw it, but didn't see it. You know what I mean?
 
Anyway, you can read her original post here

A moment of zen

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About the Bloggers

Daily Breeze reporter Donna Littlejohn has shared her homes with a succession of wonderful, funny, and occasionally difficult canines -- Muffin, Fritz, Ellie, Mercy, Pilgrim and now Cowboy, an Australian shepherd-border collie, and Tess, a border collie. From strong-willed terriers to weirdly obsessed Australian shepherds, they've invaded her world with boundless energy, wet noses, muddy paws and soggy tennis balls. But they've really brought so much more than that -- like laughter and joy, some unexpected life lessons, and more than a few tears along the way.

E-mail Donna at donna.littlejohn@dailybreeze.com.

Josh Grossberg grew up with the usual array of animals: goldfish, dogs, hamsters, parakeets and turtles. He now owns the loudest dog in the South Bay(Video: Rocket the Dog) and is the least popular person on his block. He spends his free time in dog parks, pet shops and always has an extra plastic bag in his pocket just in case. He also has a cat.

E-mail Josh at josh.grossberg@dailybreeze.com.

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