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June 30, 2006
Ms. Hathaway, are you trying to seduce me?
Film writer Glenn Whipp sat down with the beautiful and talented (and beautiful - did I already mention that?) Anne Hathaway in anticipation of her new film, "The Devil Wears Prada."
The interview makes her out to be a down-to-earth young woman, one who would probably feel right at home playing Playstation 2 with an online content producer.
She's not fashion obsessed, which also bodes well for me, since my idea of "dressing for the occasion" means something wrinkle-free with the faint scent of detergent.
I do find her quite delightful, and in all honesty, she could show up in a poorly tailored burlap sack and I'd probably still be swooning (do guys swoon?).
Something a bit unsettling in the interview, though. She says, "Yes, I'm very big among children and gay men. I don't think I've managed to cross the straight market yet." It's a good thing I'm a secure, macho guy, or I might take offense at that. I know some of the guys down at the gym would.
She also is dating an Italian real-estate developer. That may sound impressive, but remember, their most notable building leans heavily to one side. He builds structures out of cement and steel; I build comedy out of words and wit. In the end, Ms. Hathaway would have to choose which was more precious - another overpriced condo development, or a child's laughter.
I am in a relationship, so all this fussing is really just my pre-teen girl side revealing a celebrity crush (but remember, I'm macho). But Ms. Hathaway is welcome to stop by to watch all four seasons of "Family Guy" whenever she pleases. If I'm not home, then I'm probably doing crunches at the gym.
Posted by Greg Sidor at June 30, 2006 02:29 AM
Comments
Does that make Glenn Whipp the Greg Sidor Hero of the Day? We need to get some type of Hero of the Day standings...
Posted by: Josh at June 30, 2006 10:16 AM