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July 27, 2006
Dodgers out of "sync"
Daily News columnist Steve Dilbeck destroys the already shattered confidence of the Dodgers today, and declares the season lost.
However, I see a great money-making opportunity ahead for the franchise: set up a special game against the Cubs, billing it as the first baseball game in which both teams will manage to lose. It may seem impossible, but I assure you, I've done the math (mostly subtraction).
In other news, "'N Sync's" Lance Bass came out the other day, prompting millions of Americans to try and remember who Lance Bass is. This is news past it's prime. It's like Scotland Yard announcing they know the identity of Jack the Ripper - a great story, a couple hundred years ago.
Finally, reality television has found a new way to humiliate people with "Who Wants to Be a Superhero?" Contestants square off as a superhero of their making, hoping to have a comic book and movie produced.
Even the losers get something - a spot on the new show, "Who Wants to Find a Job?"
Posted by Greg Sidor at July 27, 2006 03:29 AM
Comments
Maybe the biggest loser in "Who Wants to Be a Superhero" can serve as a model for the Villain role in Stan Lee's upcoming comic....
Posted by: Armando at July 28, 2006 01:26 PM