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September 27, 2006
Osama bin Laden is dead to me
Last week the press again began speculating on the fate of terror chief Osama bin Laden. I don't know if he succumbed to typhoid earlier this month, but I do know this: Osama bin Laden is dead to me.
He's one gentleman I hold in very low esteem, indeed.
Osama, you may think you're clever, hiding in some cave in Pakistan. Just know this: You're not welcome in my home.
I'm a very forgiving person, but your repeated calls for my annihilation have led me to believe we're cut from different clothes. And I don't much like your opinions on women, either.
So should you find yourself frightened and alone in Los Angeles, don't look to me for help. Our friendship is one that could never be - and you have no one to blame but yourself.
Posted by Greg Sidor at September 27, 2006 03:20 AM
Comments
You are the man. Absolutely, Osama bin laden would not last 2 minutes with me. But you know what. God has a special place for him. Trust me. You and i are not invited.
Posted by: Arthrell Outten at September 27, 2006 08:58 AM
What's wrong with the 'women's issue', I just thought he was trying to be traditional and follow his religion, you know, like the republicans.
I'm sure John Wayne wouldn't mind walking his little lady everywhere she'd like to go, and if he ever saw a man of doubious sexuality he'd probably have a few words to say.
Aside from that, I agree, Osama won't be getting a Christmas card from me either.
Posted by: the man across town at September 28, 2006 11:09 PM