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October 26, 2006
O'Reilly was right
According to Bill O'Reilly, Islamic terrorists are trying to hand this election to the Democrats. He specifically says Iran thinks a Democratic Congress will take a lot of the heat off their mischief-making.
And Bill may be onto something. Through high-tech Daily News communications tools, I managed to intercept a conversation between Osama bin Laden and Iranian President Mahmud Ahmadinejad.
OBL: You been keeping up with American politics?
MA: Oh yes, we are really pulling for the Democrats.
OBL: Indeed. I think it would be fantastic for Harold Ford Jr. to win in Tennessee. Diversity is important in government, especially in a state with such a turbulent past.
MA: I'd actually love to see Nancy Pelosi as the Speaker of the House. I really respect a strong woman.
OBL: God willing, they'll push through some kind of civil union law. The homosexuals have it so hard in America.
MA: And don't forget protecting freedom of choice for mothers. A woman has to be able to choose her own path in life. The U.S. government has to keep its hands off women's bodies.
OBL: I feel kind of selfish asking this, but do you think it'll be an easier road for us if the Democrats take power?
MA: Definitely. It's not like you attacked one of their most liberal cities, or threatened their politically active Jewish community.
OBL: Yes, once we get rid of the GOP we can really open a dialogue.
MA: Yeah, you know those liberals have a soft spot for religious fundamentalists.
There you have it. Proof positive that a vote for the Democrats is a vote for at least five more years of freedom for Osama bin Laden. The GOP promises if you put them back into power, they'll get this guy - eventually.
Posted by Greg Sidor at October 26, 2006 02:32 AM
Comments
LOL!
Posted by: Michelle at October 28, 2006 11:20 AM