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December 17, 2006
Ewww ...
In what could be the worst possible press for the state of Wisconsin, a man hit a seven-legged, hermaphroditic deer with his truck - and then ate it! So not only does Wisconsin have mutant animals, but it has residents willing to ingest them! Way to go, cheeseheads!
Culinary adventurist Rick Lisko said simply, "It was tasty."
I don't hold any medical degrees (my "Dr. of Love" certificate comes from Kinkos), but I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to eat nature's rough drafts.
If I happen to kill a seven-legged deer with two reproductive organs, I order pizza that night.
Forestry officials believe the deer may have thrown himself in front of the truck because the other members of the herd wouldn't let him play their games. A pity.
Posted by Greg Sidor at December 17, 2006 04:15 AM