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May 30, 2007
Miss USA falls for you
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Do you ever get the feeling that all of your ex-girlfriends are conspiring against you somewhere? That's how I felt when I heard about the Miss Universe competition. While you may have thought the swimsuit portion would be the most notable event of the night, it was Miss USA, Rachel Smith, who delivered an instant YouTube classic.
Our beautiful representative got completely owned when she fell on her behind while strutting her stuff. Ouch! I briefly wondered if this wasn't some existential comment on where we as a country have ended up, but then I remembered that the competition is mostly about smiling and looking good (mission accomplished, ladies!).
Miss Japan won the contest, but as always, the lonely guys of America were the real winners that night. Reach for the stars, gents. You never know - one of the gals may be really interested in HAM radios.
Posted by Greg Sidor at May 30, 2007 01:25 AM