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May 08, 2007
Paris strike update
In my last entry I promised to go on a bathing strike until Paris was released from prison. But the powers that be called me into the office and gave me the old, "We pride ourselves on good hygiene" schpiel. I suppose now all I'll do while she's in prison is pray to God to undue this injustice. Sometimes He works in such mysterious ways.
Paris' publicist Elliot Mintz announced he'd no longer be handling her affairs. So it's the loss of a big cash cow for him, but I have a feeling he's secretly savoring not having to wake up in the middle of the night to manage the latest Paris folly.
I'm offering my services, though my method of damage control is mostly to twirl my finger around my temple and say, "She so crazy!" But hey, I'll wear a suit to the press conference and put on a good face for her. Might even wear some cologne to make up for the clip-on tie.
Posted by Greg Sidor at May 8, 2007 02:06 AM