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July 06, 2007
Villaraigosa swears off women, locks self in bedroom
By Greg Sidor, Satirical Correspondent
Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, dogged by fallout from his affair with a Telemundo newswoman, told friends today that he's "done with chicks, man," and locked himself in his bedroom at Getty House.
"He seemed really distraught," said Paul Verbin, one of Villaraigosa's close friends. "He said women were more trouble than they're worth, and that from now on he'd be content with a six pack of beer and his Xbox 360."
Villaraigosa, known nationally for his charisma and seemingly infinite energy, spent most of Friday afternoon watching "Three's Company" reruns and eating stale Ritz crackers, said Verbin.
"I haven't heard from him in days," said a city staffer who wished to remain anonymous. "His cell goes straight to voicemail and his e-mail inbox is full. He hasn't even updated his MySpace page this week."
"He'll have to get back on the horse eventually," Verbin said. "Right now he just needs some time for Antonio."
Posted by Greg Sidor at July 6, 2007 06:20 PM