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August 10, 2007

Mitt and Rudy's guide to heroism

Asked why his strapping young sons weren't serving in the military, Mitt Romney said they have their own way of serving their country: campaigning for dad.

I seem to forget the John Wayne movie where he fights off the Nazis by coming up with really catchy campaign slogans for his wealthy pops, but I only have a tenuous grasp on the classics.

Not to be outdone in the redefining of the word "hero," Rudy Giuliani is now claiming that he spent as much time at Ground Zero as the rescuers and construction workers.

I fail to remember the scenes of Rudy digging through wreckage searching for survivors, but maybe I was tuned to one of those "secular progressive" news stations.

If you're keeping score, Mitt's sons are working valiantly to get him elected, Rudy is a true American hero, and Al Gore invented the Internet.

Posted by Greg Sidor at August 10, 2007 12:21 AM

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