May 2009 Archives

In a WIDE WORLD EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW with Octorazzi, Angela Suleman gave some details about the DOUD SULEMAN future!

Hey-oh!

Well, got to see Angela gradma Suleman for a couple of minutes as she arrived at Nadya's home on Madonna Lane and she told me this:

Her home has a couple of offers, according her Angela, and the bank had to approve them, but June 1st (Monday) the home is going up for AUCTION.  She will live with her long-time realtor friend who she stayed with when Nadya had just been released from the hospital, remember?

Now as for ED DOUD, octogramps, HE had surgery for a hernia and is being picked up by ANGELA today.  He will recuperate for one month and then OFF TO THE TRENCHES as a LINGUIST with our HOMETOWN HEROES, the US ARMED FORCES.

Ed, Angela tells, used to be in the restaurant business and so he will work in IRAQ for one year, save his money and then open up a restaurant somewhere.  Angela says HE will miss the children a lot.

But then Angela added that he has to go back because "we have this daughter of ours who is very unappreciative."  WOW!

Give Octorazzi YOUR thoughts!

Until next time,

lates!
FYI: If YOU were here TWITTER, You'd have these NEWS by  now!


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Unidentified vehicle with covered up plates at OCTOMOM's HOME! being driven away.

Hey-oh!

At not being able to locate the OctoMobile around the school or Grandma's home this morning, Octosherlockrazzi headed to Madonna lane where BAM, Octomobile was found.

Except that there was ANOTHER newer model JEEP COMPASS, possibly 2008 (April 2010 tags)  but, here is the clincher...

THE LICENSE PLATE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED with silver DUCT TAPE. 


Yes, SILVER DUCT TAPE, the industrial type used commercially to bind stuff, to fix stuff, to tape stuff together was COVERING UP the rear license plate.  

WHAT GIVES???

A few minutes later, a young woman came out of the home talking with SOMEONE who I did not see because of that DARN gate covering the entrance.

I gave a good morning greeting with no response and immediately went on to ask about the covered license plate but NO ANSWER.  What a DARN mystery.

ANYONE OUT THERE in the POLICE or DMV field know if it is ILLEGAL to drive with COVERED UP PLATES????  (I know the answer BUT I need a professional opinion on this one).


AND,


NEIGHBOR showed up too with the usual donation of WIPES, DIAPERS & bottle thingys.

Anyway, until next time,

FYI: If YOU were here TWITTER, You'd have these NEWS by  now!


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Octomom Children late to bed, Early to school

Octorazzi 3.0 in DA HOUS!  Hey-Oh!

Are You Ready for Some Footb... I mean, OctoNEWS????


Here is the latest and greatest edition that will surely bring some happy tears to some of your baby blues...

Late to Bed makes Late to School no more for the most part, according to OctoGrandma Angela Suleman, as she came out of her home to pick up the latest edition of the WHITTIER DAILY NEWS sitting in her driveway.

One week after the Whittier Daily News broke World Wide News that Nadya Suleman's older children were late to school often, it seems that someone has taken it seriously enough to get the children up early and make that 25 minute drive from La Habra's Madonna Lane to the Whittier private school near uptown.  Or maybe the school itself demanded the kids NOT be late since THEY don't want someone to come down on them?  Whatever put a fire under whoever's you know what, here's the latest and greatest from the one and only, your favorite blogger, the one who digs deep down to bring YOU what YOU want to know.

In a WORLD WIDE EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW, Angela Suleman said "We're taking them earlier (to school)" when asked about the children's frequent late starts at school.

She added that "It's a struggle but it's getting better."

Grandma Suleman went on to add that "the problem is... the children go to sleep so late, it's hard for them to get up early."

Grandma Suleman also mentioned that NADYA is at home recuperating and that is the reason why the grandparents continue taking the children to school.

Well, not only do OUR stories keep you informed on the latest and greatest from the OctoTrenches, but sometimes, like this time, they also help the children get to school early.

Until Next Time,

LATES!


Here's a story for you:

http://www.sgvtribune.com/ci_12405377

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Angela Suleman's home on the market as short sale; Response has been huge; Offers already!

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IF YOU were thinking of buying ANGELA'S home in Whittier, YOU might be too late.

According to RE/MAX Classic Realty's Maggie Weston "the response has been huge."

The home went on the market around last Friday and as of today all viewings "are on hold" because of the positive response.

According to realtor Weston, the home is on the market for $379Ks and she added that Angela is "trying to do a short sale."  Weston added that there are offers already for the 3-bedroom 2-bath 1,559 ft. house on a 8,703 ft. lot in a quiet cul de sac.  Weston said Angela "is trying to do the right thing" by doing a short sale. (Google it if you don't know what that is)

Weston added that it is "a nice family home." 

And when asked if this house was a "fixer-upper" she said that "every house needs some paint."

The friendly and cordial Weston said that some of the prospective buyers are "well qualified with good down payment."

In the end, it is up to the bank who will get to move into Octomom's old diggs.

And when asked if she is working with Angela to find Octograndma a new home, Weston said  she is not sure what Angela will do but that when the house if sold it takes about 4 to 6 weeks for the moving truck to show up.

If YOU have great credit and a HOT down payment, MAYBE Maggie can still work out a deal for YOU!   Give her a ring for all YOUR realty needs, if you want.

Until next time,

LATES!

Angela's Whittier Home For Sale; New Security Upgrade at Octomom's La Habra Home!

FYI: IP Banning WILL BEGIN NOW for ANY FOUL language.. Thank You.

Hey-oh!

Kinda slow with Octomom but here are some NEWS for YOU!

There is NEW SECURITY around the La Habra home on Madonna Lane.  Big heavy steel surrounds the entire porch and there is a new fence at the side entrance to the home.

But, Octorazzi witnessed a guy trying to be the tree trimmer walk up to the new door and just open it up as did the mailman.  Maybe right now that Octomom is not home, the nannies forgot to throw the locks!

AND


Angela's home is UP FOR SALE!!!!!

Yes, here is the picture to prove it.

If you WANT A NICE FIXER-UPPER in a QUIET neighborhood where NO PAPARAZZI will bug YOU, give REMAX realtor MAGGIE WESTON a call ASAP before this one is gobbled up by some OCTOFANATIC!!!

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And since this is unsubstantiated, I will tell you only that according to a source, Grandpa Ed said Nadya is HOME while grandma Angela (WHO WAS AT THE LA HABRA HOME) said Nadya is still at the hospital.  So, WHO KNOWS WHERE OCTOMOM IS AT RIGHT NOW!


Until next time,

LATES!


NADYA AT HOSPITAL FOR SURGERY;
ANGELA AND ED TAKE CHILDREN TO SCHOOL;
ANGELA DENIES "MOTHER'S DAY" PHONE CALL
WITH MUNOZ

Game face on - CHECK!

Ready and waiting - check!

paper and ink ready - check!

Computer on button - pressed!

Hard-driver - whirling around and booting up!

Monitor - coming back to life - check!

keyboard working - Check!

Fingers latticed together and flexed back and forth - check!

logging in to mother of all BLOGS - check!

Move head side to side and crack neck - CHECK!

Dim the lights - check!

Fire up the fog machine and PINK with "Get the party started"

Count-down to 1...

10,

9,

8,

7,

6,

5,

4,

3,

2,

1,

LET'S ROLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!


HEY-OH!!!!!!!!!!  8RAZZY's BAAAACCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!

Octorazzi Knows YOU missed him.. SO, due to popular demand, Octorazzi decided to RETURN to YOU, his loyal readers.
AND not one to BS around, let's get YOU going with  a DILLY of a story!

Oh yeah,

NADYA is at the hospital already according to ANGELA SULEMAN, her mother, AS OF THIS MORNING.  But ,quickly and efficiently, ED (Nadya's father) gestured to her and she said that she was GETTING READY to go to the hospital.  SO, in any case, THIS IS HAPPENING TODAY.  They would not comment on WHO will take care of the children or WHAT the surgery is going to be.  Octorazzi WILL let you know those details as his MOLES dig it up.

YES, ANGELA and ED took the children to school this morning and I had a brief but fruitful encounter with the two.

Angela DID tell OCTORAZZI that she never had the MOTHER'S DAY DINNER conversation with ex-publicists and realtor Victor MUNOZ.

Angela told Octorazzi that "It's all lies, that's why I don't want to have anything to do with that man."

"It never happened, it never happened," she emphasized when asked about if that conversation ever took place where SHE asked Victor to take her out to dinner on Mother's Days.

There YOU have it YOU OCTOMOM fans.  BRAND-SPANKING new NEWS for YOU right from the trenches.

Until next time,

LATES!
HEY-oh!

As promised..  HERE IS WIDE WORLD EXCLUSIVE INFORMATION GATHERED FOR YOU LAST NIGHT AS THE SUN WENT DOWN... AS THE DAY CAME TO A CLOSE... AS DARKNESS FELL ONCE AGAIN ON MADONNA LANE.



When asked to comment on Allred's suggestion that the babies are earning money Suleman said: "How can babies make money? I am not doing any reality show and if the babies are accidentally on the film maybe it's five minutes.  There's no filming for more than like five minutes.



At the suggestion that Suleman is spending the babies money:


Let me see, diapers, formula, food, house, some help with nannies, any kind of insurance, bills... Yeah, I think in order for them to be healthy and be taken care of I have to spend some of it if there is any money for the babies in order to raise them.  Ah, yeah, to raise them.  Everything I spend is for them.


And Suleman continued:


"I am not in any government assistance"


So are you all done with government assistance?


"A hundred percent done."  "They are off Medi-Cal, they have no Medi-Cal. I'm paying (Insurance) premiums.  I'm paying a hundred percent of everything.  Food, formula, everything is outrageous, so everything. No help, no WIC. No Nothing.  I'd like to ask how many single moms can survive.


People should go give those moms more attention, not me.  Because I am doing everything that I'm supposed to do."  I think that's what makes people angry that I'm doing everything I'm supposed to do."



So let's run down THESE WIDE WORLD EXCLUSIVE NEWS:


1 - OFF the taxpayers DOLE

2 - NO REALITY SHOW 

3 - Paying insurance herself

4 - BABIES NOT EARNING MONEY


Until Next Time,


LATES!


PS: Octorazzi is on VACATION for a FEW days.  Someone else might be posting things up here.  I have TONS of more info to post, but MAYBE I won't get to it in the next few days.  LATES!  On the 5 FWY to Nor Cal at 3 AM!




Hey-oh!

How do you do?

Well, well, well...


GOT over to Nadya's place and she told Octorazzi something FOR YOU ALL (for and against) to hear.  Suleman gave Octorazzi A WORLD WIDE EXCLUSIVE...

 the MOTHER of ALL REVELATIONS only OCTORAZZI...








Coming up!

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SULEMAN TALKS ABOUT HER PARENTS ROLE; 
NEW OCTUPLET CD AND CHILDRENS' ACTIVITIES


Hey-oh!

THIS IS from yesterday.  Octorazzi has been so busy he is just getting to it (you know that Allred thing yesterday, kept Octorazzi busy)

But here it is:

Yesterday morning, Nadya was in good spirits before Allred came out with her press conference.  Here is what SHE had to say.

Octorazzi asked:  You said your parents are no good for the kids, can you explain that.


Suleman: Not no good, I never said those words.  They have a right to be grandparents and visit whenever...... visit their grandchildren but they don't take part in raising them...


About a new OCTUPLET CD  (Interview with CREATOR COMING UP TOMORROW!!!! It's in the can but Octorazzi has to TWEEK it!) 


Suleman:  I do I have a bunch of copies she sent. that was rally nice..  I want to make a thank you to her.. that was amazing. That was kind of her to make songs of the babies..


ICE SKATING & TAE KWON DO for her children:


Suleman said:  Yeah, I'm gonna put some of the kids in lessons.

 Tae Kwon do


When asked about Tae Kwon Do for the boys and Ice Skating for the girls she said:


I don't differentiate between boys and girls..


There YOU go!


Until Next Time, LATES!

NADYA SULEMAN RESPONDS TO ALLRED COURT FILING

Hey-oh!

here is the video!

Until next time, LATES!
ALLRED WHO?; SULEMAN ADDRESSES PETITION FILED; 
"Don't They Have A Guardian?" she asks.


Hey-oh!

Caught up with Nadya Suleman this morning, one day after Gloria Allred filed a petition in Orange County Superior Court vs. the octuplets' mother.  The petition asks that a guardian be appointed to protect the financial interest and opportunities of the only living octuplets in the world.

When asked about Gloria Allred, Suleman said "Who? Who's that?"

Suleman continued "I have no idea.  It's not worth it. What's going on, I'm going to dignify it with even response.."

Octorazzi then asked Nadya if she thought the lawsuit would help the babies.  And Suleman said "I don't even know what lawsuit you're talking about."

When told that Allred said the babies need to have a guardian, Suleman came back with another question: 

"Don't they have a guardian?" as she put both arms over her chest and then waved goodbye to OCTORAZZI!

VIDEO TO COME LATE!!!! 

Until Next Time,

LATES!


PS:  ADMIN NOTE: Octorazzi Will Clarify For YOU: What Octorazzi believes CZECH SAID was that THE APPEARANCE of the babies IN THE VIDEOS is INCIDENTAL NOT THAT THE BABIES THEMSELVES ARE INCIDENTAL! Boy, oh, BOY, PEOPLE hear what they want to hear.


WHITTIER DAILY NEWS STORY ON ALLRED vs. SULEMAN

Hey-oh!

of the OCTUPLETS!

... if you want to, go here too for the direct link!

Why go anywhere else if YOU got OCTORAZZI here, FOR FREE to BOOT!

Until next time,

LATES!

Hey-oh!


Here is the FULL document from Allred's office.


NOTE:  REFRAIN FROM USING FOUL LANGUAGE IN ANY POSTING.  THIS IS NOT ANY OTHER BLOG WHERE YOU CAN FLAGRANTLY THROW OUT INSULTING DEROGATORY WORDS.  ANYONE WHO DOES SO FROM NOW ON WILL BE BANNED IMMEDIATELY.  THANK YOU.



Contact: Gloria Allred

(323) 653-6530

  E-mail: gallred@amglaw.com


Today we have filed a Petition in Orange County Superior Court on behalf of our client, Paul Petersen, who is President of "A Minor Consideration" ("AMC").  Our Petition asks the court to protect the financial interests and opportunities of Nadya Suleman's octuplets by appointing a Guardian over the estate of these 8 infants.  We are not seeking nor do we desire to have custody of these babies.  


We have taken this action because we know that Nadya Suleman, as the mother of these 8 infants and their 6 siblings, has entered into contracts and received payments for still photos and videos of her octuplets and she has stated  that she will have a reality show with her children produced by Eyeworks as well.  She reportedly said "It is going to be an ongoing thing and it will follow them from now until they are 18".  


"A Minor Consideration" is an organization, which for many years, has been actively working to advance the interests and rights of child performers.  They have been successful in lobbying for laws which require that the earnings of children of all ages be protected and not spent or wasted by their parents or third parties; so that when the child reaches the age of majority (age 18 in California) they will be able to have access to and enjoy the fruits of their labor.  

In the case of the octuplets, rather than choosing to provide her children with a normal life their mother, Nadya Suleman, has chosen instead to commercially exploit them, and it appears she plans  to continue commercial exploitation of them in the future as well.  Since she has chosen this path, we believe that the babies are entitled to remuneration, since much, if not most, of the compensation appears to be for the use of their images, in print, on television and on the internet.  

Our goal in seeking the appointment of a Guardian is to be sure that the babies receive their fair share of the payments under the contracts which have required that their images be shown, and that payments under those contracts be placed into separate accounts for them and preserved for them as required by law .


We also believe that a Guardian can and will seek to hire a professional agent for the babies different from the mother's representatives to be sure that commercial opportunities are explored, even if the mother will not benefit from those opportunities herself.


Most important, however, the Guardian will assure that the childrens' compensation is fair and that their money is segregated and supervised.  In other words, professional management will help to safeguard the babies' separate interests and rights.

The Guardian we have respectfully suggested be appointed by the court is Linda Rogers, a professional fiduciary who is licensed by the State of California, and who is known and highly respected in Orange County, where the infants reside.  She has agreed to assume the role of Guardian of the octuplets' estate if the court decides to appoint a Guardian, and if the court wishes to appoint her to assume that important responsibility.


The court has given us a hearing date of June 22, 2009, @ 1:45 p.m. for Case #30-2009-00265518-PR-GE-LJC in Dept. L73 of the Orange County Superior Court, Lamoreaux Justice Center, 341 The City Drive, Orange, CA,  for the first hearing in this case.  We look forward to that hearing, but it can be avoided for Ms. Suleman if she agrees with us that appointing a Guardian for the estate of the octuplets to represent and protect their interests is a good idea.  Ms. Suleman should realize that for the purposes of some commercial opportunities she may have a legal conflict or an appearance of conflict with her children.


Our plan will assure that there will be no question in the future that the babies' interests will be advanced and safeguarded because a Guardian for the octuplets will provide independent management and independent accountability.


When the octuplets reach the age of majority they will know that not one penny of earnings to which they are entitled has been spent by their mother or anyone else.  


In addition to filing the Petition with the court today, we have also sent a letter to the California Division of Labor Standards & Enforcement requesting an investigation into whether or not  there have been violations of California Law and regulations which are there for the protection of child performers (including infants).


It is our belief that any number of California Labor Laws and/or California regulations regarding children may have been violated by Ms. Suleman, potentially endangering the health, welfare and safety of her children. 

For example, the law requires that when filming/photographing of children takes place that a nurse and a credentialed studio teacher must be present at all times for infants 6 weeks to 6 months old.  (8 CCR 11760, 11755.2).  My clients, Angels in Waiting (AIW) and I were present when Ms. Suleman returned from the hospital on March 17, 2009 with two of her premature infants who were less than two months old.  Filming of these infants by media who had contracts to film and video took place inside Ms. Suleman's home on this date, but no studio teacher was present.  AIW nurses were also present on other dates when the infants were filmed, but no studio teacher appeared to be present.


An important role of the studio teacher is to assure that the filming location is safe for the child performer and that all laws for their protection are being followed.  That is the reason that the law requires that a studio teacher be present on the workplace set (in this case the infants' nursery).


Further, there are additional concerns regarding whether Ms. Suleman has complied with the state mandated hours that a child can "work."  Specifically, children ages 15 days to 6 months may only "work" two consecutive hours, between 9:30 am. and 11:30 a.m. or between 2:30 p.m. and 4:30 p.m. (8 CCR 11764).  According to state law, actual work may not exceed 20 minutes under any circumstances (8 CCR 11760).  On March 17, 2009, AIW and I were present when two of Ms. Suleman's premature infant octuplets, born on January 26, 2009, came home from the hospital.  We personally witnessed them returning to Ms. Suleman's home with her at approximately 10:00 p.m. and from that time until 11:50p.m. they were filmed continually by an entity with whom Ms. Suleman has a contract and others in violation of work hour regulations previously cited.


I commend Mr. Petersen for all of his important work in the past to protect child actors.  He has benefitted so many child performers in the past and once again he hopes to confer a benefit on these precious little infants by asking the court to protect their financial future.    


Gloria Allred

Attorney at Law

representing

 Paul Petersen 

May 4, 2009


NOTE: Co-Counsel in this case is the DEILY LAW FIRM.  

John Deily and his partner Cynthia Roehl are prominent experienced and highly regarded probate attorneys in Orange County and we look forward to working with them on this case.


Until next Time, LATES!

Hey-oh!

Gloria Allred, alongside Paul Petersen, said in a press conference this morning in her office that she is filing a petition in Orange County (CA) Superior Court to protect the financial interests and opportunities of Nayda Suleman's octuplets.  Petersen is president of A Minor Consideration.  The petition seeks the appointment of a guardian over the estate of the 8 infants. 

When informed by OCTORAZZI that Jeff Czech told Octorazzi in an EXCLUSIVE interview that Nadya was the one with the contracts and that the babies' appearance in videos was incidental, she got a bit shaken off her chair.  FULL DETAILS TO COME LATER with VIDEO!

Allred said she is not seeking or desires to have custody of the babies.  Basically all she wants is that the courts appoint a neutral guardian for the babies estate.

Now when someone asked about protecting the older children, Allred said something to the tune that they are working on that.   FULL DETAILS COMING LATER WITH VIDEO!!!!!

ALLRED ALSO WANTS LABOR LAWS TO BE LOOKED INTO FOR ANY VIOLATIONS RE; OCTUPLETS ON VIDEO.

Let me see, I think OCTORAZZI already looked into that A WHILE BACK!

OCTORAZZI SAID THIS APRIL 15  and THIS ON APRIL 16th from CAL LABOR DEPT and THIS from April 27th when JEFF CZECH SAID "SECONDARY" about the video taping of the octuplets. 

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Until NEXT TIME, LATES!
Hey-oh!   (If YOU were following Octorazzi on TWITTER, you'd know about this story already:  http://www.twitter.com/octorazzi )

So like Octorazzi was saying,

Get the drum rolling cause here we go again!

For those naysayers, check out the TOP LEFT pics!  Octuplets looking directly at their mother.

Now, for the others, someone said Suleman had her hands behind her back while others pushed the strollers.  Well, actually she is also pulling THE TWINS and then also carrying Amirah's scooter.

PAPZ still around and lots of looky-loos around at the park too, as you can tell from one of the pics.

The interesting part of this story is that even though many claim that this story is going nowhere, OCTORAZZI still detects constant "drive-bys" around Madonna Lane every time Octorazzi is there.  And these ar enot just people from the neighborhood, Octorazzi speaks to some and they claim to come from all areas of So Cal and even some visiting from other states cruise on by to take a look at the home. Hmmmmmm.

But, back to our regular programming:

When asked about Michael's, SULEMAN said that it is NOW her favorite store!  She came home with the older children and some bags from the popular arts & crafts store Sunday afternoon before heading out to the park.

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Until Next Time,

LATES!

HEY-OH! (With a CAPITAL HEY-OH!)

IF YOU were following OCTORAZZI on TWITTER, You could have had these NEWS HOURS AGO!!!!!   ( http://www.twitter.com/octorazzi )


Well, Well, Well!

Guess what OCTORAZZI HAS GOT FOR YOU!!!!

ONLY HERE !! ONLY OCTORAZZI!!

BRINGS YOU!!!!

drum roll please....


THE FIRST EVER PUBLIC PHOTOS OF THE OCTUPLETS AT THE PARK

YES!!!

HERE THEY ARE

FOR ALL OF YOU TO SEE!

THE FIRST EVER VIEW OF THE OCTUPLETS HAVING FUN AT THE PARK... well, maybe not that much, but yes.

Nanny was seen playing with octuplets.  One octuplet was seen waving his/her hand at the nanny!!!!!

One was seen grabbing at the PINK blanket!!!!

CHECK OUT THE PICS and TELL OCTORAZZI ... WHO IS YOUR... Octorazzi mean, who WORKS SO HARD FOR YOU?  WHO IS OUT THERE BRINGING YOU EXCLUSIVES LIKE THESE??? WHO??? NO ONE ELSE BUT OCTORAZZI!!!!

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Until Next time,
(More pics later, OCTORAZZI is TIRED)
LATES!


Hey-oh!

Here I have for YOU a photo of one of the nannies who left for a while and came back with TWO bags.  One from ROSS and one from BIG LOTS!  yesterday.  Looks like FRUGALITY is being exercised to some extent.

Yes, it looked like household goods in both bags the nanny was holding.  She did not tell Octorazzi what was in the bas though.

Now TODAY, Radaronline videographer extraordinaire arrives with a HUGE compter.  It looked to OCTORAZZI (Who knows his Apples) like the 24" iMAC.  Elijah came out with the video dude (name withheld to protect his identity) and ROL dude handed Elijah the keyboard and mouse,  BUT when he saw Octorazzi snap a few shots, he called the boy back and took it himself.  Then he covered the 24" iMAC with a sweat top and ran back in the house.

I wonder if he was going to show NADYA his handy work, edit videos from the home or what?

Anyway, here are some FUN pics for YOU!

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Until Next time.

LATES!
Hey-oh!  (Don't FORGET to get Octorazzi on TWITTER:  http://twitter.com/octorazzi )

Thanks to a poster, I thought THIS ONE deserved its ver OWN POST!

Enjoy!


"The Twelve Days of Wishmas" 
"Ode (Owed) to Nadya"
(Of course sung to the tune of millions and the traditional song:)
"The Twelve Days of Christmas"

On the first day of Wishmas the government gave to me
A $165,000 worker's compensation money tree
From the mental hospital where there was a riot
If you haven't tried collecting you really should try it.
Even though I couldn't "work" for the next ten years,
I still managed to have six babies to alleviate my fears.
The money all went to pay for fertilization invitro
By a sl**zy doctor who must have needed some extra dough.
That's when I started thinking I could have my own TV show!
So I pumped out those babies by getting student loans
It was really all quite simple you could seldom hear me groan.

On the second day of Wishmas the stork then brought to me
Two bewildered parents who have questioned my sanity. 
When I complained I needed siblings since we were only three
Father called my doctor with a desperate angry plea
But the doctor didn't listen because his name would go down in history.

On the third day of Wishmas then publicists I got three
Who got some death threats or quit, saying they couldn't work with me.
So I decided it was time and I deserved to go on a spending spree
All stuff for moi and not a thing for even one baby.

On the fourth day of Wishmas I got my shows on Dr. Phil's
In hopes that money would then roll in to pay some bills
But the public's reaction only brought to them the chills.
He tried to be my savior and I got my own website
To ooh and awe the people who I had given such a fright
And to work over their consciences so they could sleep at night.

On the fifth day of Wishmas I got more cameras and press
And consultants to help my answers and guide me on my dress
All to help my babies and for me not to stress
But who is their daddy is any bodies guess.
He's my friend the "donor", not a deadbeat dad we say
So he is not to be responsible for one penny to ever pay
We'll just wink at that and continue the game to play.

On the sixth day of Wishmas are 6 little ones for attention waiting at home
I hope my mother is still watching so in the street they don't roam. 
When I move to my modest $560,000 house she'll be out on her own.
But because I'm daddy's girl, his name on the deed is shown.
I earned this all you know without my parent's aid
Never receiving welfare I've got it made in the shade
(not counting all the food stamps and disability for three kids already paid)
So we can have our wants met and never be afraid.

On the seventh day of Wishmas I still need more answers to my dreams
So in comes more cash and gifts with designer nursery themes
And don't forget new stairs and some great new hardwood flooring
Just for good measure to keep my song from being boring.
(But I haven't pimped my kids or haven't gone a whoring.)

On the eight day of Wishmas 
With all my brilliant decisions that's the way it goes
So what if they all have special needs these once frozen embryos?
Even now they hang onto life with troubles all their days
It will all work out as long as others are kind enough to pay.

On the ninth day of Wishmas
Like a cat on a hot tin roof
Some folks thought I had punked them and this was all a spoof
But I have a serious condition and find it Hard to tell the truth
So for all of us this will be like living in a telephone booth.

Ten little toes and fingers have each of them to play 
When I haul them off to day care at my school one day.
I'll escape into books and study and announce "I did it my way".
Still letting others care for them while I go get my degree
Anyone out there think this isn't the land of the free?
But heck, why settle for less when you can be a celebrity?

On the eleventh Hour of Wishmas Heaven sent to me 
Angels in Waiting plus one very savvy medical malpractice Attorney!
Now I can settle my kids somewhere outside the Hills of Beverly
And have more time to do my nails and then more plastic surgery
Some trips to Disneyland and on to Knott's Berry Farm
Just keep those Angels in Waiting so I'll do the kids no harm.

On the twelfth day of Wishmas
a dozen deals and opportunities to choose
How could anyone deny them or these little ones refuse?
Keep sending your donations to keep us floating in dough
Bring in more Paparazzi with photo ops and some selected shows.
I'm just a loving mother with some children for to care 
If you have some hard earned money please don't hesitate to share.


Until Next Time,


LATES!



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Tipster sent me this info:

Straight from the press release website:  CLICK HERE TO SEE THE LINK

AND HERE IS THE LINK TO THE ACTUAL COMPANY THAT MADE IT, JMR PRODUCTIONS 

Suleman Octuplets have a special new CD of orginal music! Karen Sokolof Javitch, singer/songwriter produces new CD 'Welcome to the World, Octuplets!' It includes 15 songs about and for the family. All proceeds from its sale go to the the octuplets.

OCTORAZZI find the first song (video below) pretty funny.


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Check it out and TELL OCTORAZZI WHAT YOU THINK!

Until Next Time, LATES!
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In the latest radaronline video, Suleman says she is thankful for the time people helped her, BUT that "It's time to.. like.. learn to let go completely" when it comes to her parents.  "Because I don't feel like they're healthy for my children," Suleman continues.  "It's hard to say but it's true."  

"I live for the kids, period."  "I have to stop worrying about what anybody else in the world thinks."

According to Suleman, she bathes the babies every two days "because it is easier."

Watch the whole video and let me know what YOU think.  CALEB helps with the bathing!

Until next Time,

LATES!
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Yes, YOU heard it here first IF Radaronline TELLS YOU later.  This is what I have direct from one of the children AFTER seeing SULEMAN at a Tae Kwon Do location in Whittier this morning.

Got a chance to speak with Amirah as she came home from school and I asked her if she was going to do TAE KWON DO.  She told me that her brothers were AND that she was going to do HIP HOP!  Master KIM gives TWO free individual VIP lessons then ONE decides if more lessons are needed (then he'll give YOU a price quote).

And, there was the manicurist going to work on Nadya this afternoon as well but Octorazzi did not talk to her on the particulars of what she did today.

Until Next Time,

LATES!
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Well, well, well.

GRANMA ANGELA brought the WHITTIER DAILY NEWS to Nadya's home YESTERDAY and showed her the report about the CPS visit.  OCTORAZZI would like to THANK RADARONLINE for giving the FREE PLUG!  (I'm linking the video here so THEY get a free plug too!)

One thing I noticed in the video, ANGELA SAID during the video taping that SHE DID NOT WANT TO BE IN IT.  As Angela turns to the camera and says "Could you just stop for one second I don't want to be on it," BUT the video KEPT rolling.  THE AUDIO is taken and overlayed on earlier video.  (Ruben, YOU naughty boy, you!)

But what ROL did not bring YOU, is the scene at grandma's house where ANGELA GIVES NADYA a batch of BROWNIE MIX to take home!!!  They talked OUTSIDE the home for a bit WHILE the CHILDREN got into the OctoMobile [ OctoMobile (c) (TM) by OCTORAZZI!]

Until NEXT TIME,

LATES!
Hey-oh!

How DO you DO?

BIG TIME DISCLAIMER HERE:  Octorazzi is reporting that SULEMAN was seen parked in front of a Tae Kwon Do place.  NOT THAT SHE ACTUALLY SIGNED UP HER CHILDREN.  Octorazzi is also reporting what she said when asked about it.  SO, DON'T ASSUME ANYTHING YET.  Octorazzi WILL bring YOU FOLLOW-UP NEWS AS soon as Octorazzi finds the time and place to ASK MORE QUESTIONS.  IT IS VERY VERY TOUCH to ask sometimes because of the PAPARAZZI hanging around or because she just runs into her car or into her home, etc.  OCTORAZZI is working HARD to GET a VERIFIED YES or NAY on the KIDS going over to MASTER KIM!

NOW, on to the REPORT:

Got Suleman parked in front of a Tae Kwon Do business this morning after dropping her children off at school.  

Suleman talked on the phone for a while before leaving without exiting her vehicle.

Master KIM from the location, said via telephone that they open at 2 pm.  He also said ANY child can have TWO FREE lessons before deciding to sign up, in case they don't like it.

When asked by OCTORAZZI if J.J. was going to sign up for Tae Kwon Do, Suleman answered with another question:
"Why only J.J.?"

Does this mean not only J.J. but the other older children will sign up?  We'll just have to wait and see,

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Until next time,

LATES!

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