WORLD WIDE BREAKING NEWS!!!!!
Your HUMBLE Octosommelier COMES THROUGH in the Clutch!!! Just like MANRAM did last night hitting that GRAND-SLAM... HERE IS MY GRANDSLAM!!!!
Hey-oh!
Guess WHAT?
YES! HERE IT IS!! WORLD WIDE EXCLUSIVE for YOU IN AMERICA!!!!!
According to my SOURCES high in the OctoNews FOOD CHAIN, the meeting this MORNING between OCTOMUM & EYEWORKS went "very well."
And guess another WHAT? MY sources tell me NADYA was "Wonderful throughout the whole process" this morning.
The tentative schedule is ready to rock as soon as a "few" loose ends are tied up!
Here are WIDE WORLD EXCLUSIVE NEWS FOR YOU!!!!
C4 (Channel 4) over in the MOTHA-LAND United Kingdom has directed our pals over at EYEWORKS UK to knock out a ONE HOUR SPECIAL.
The documentary will be ABOUT "OCTOMUM" as they call her and known over here on the other side of the pond as OCTOMOM, NADYA SULEMAN.
The story, as OCTORAZZI was TOLD in a low whisper while wearing dark sunglasses and long coat in a dark LA HABRA alley, will be a TELL-ALL of what it is "really like to be... a single, unemployed mother" of 14 KIDS!!! ALL UNDER 8 YEARS OLD!!!!!
The documentary film is NOT ONLY going to SHOW YOU (well, not YOU, but those lucky ones over in the UK) how Nadya's day to day activities are like, but ALSO about her life story which so far PEAKED at the million to one chance of HAVING OCTUPLETS!!!!!
In "Octomum" the documentary (NOT THE TITLE BY THE WAY) YOU (not YOU, but your pals over in the pubs across the pond) will SEE Angela, Ed, and everyone else that is in Nadya's life day in and DAY OUT! "Archive FOOTAGE" and interviews with others.. maybe even WITH THOSE CAMPING OUTSIDE HER HOME ON A DAILY BASIS!!!
WHA..WHA..WHAT??? Wait a minute here.... WHAT YOU TALKING 'BOUT WILLIS? (more to come ON THIS ONE BIT OF INFO)
The OctoDocu will also look into the medical aspects of THIS STORY!
My buddy Luke Campbell (not really my buddy YET but I'd like to think so) WILL MAKE THIS FILM!!!!
Luke is "the landmark film maker responsible for Channel 4's recent 'Cutting Edge' documentary 'The Pregnant Man' and the 'Half Ton' trilogy."
Channel 4 features commissioning editor Liam Humphries said "Octomum is one of the most controversial and compelling tales of recent times. It's a major coup to have secured access to Nadya Suleman and her family and their inside story promises to make extraordinary, provocative, and surprising viewing."
And Eyeworks TV UK CEO said what OCTORAZZI HAS BEEN TELLING YOU ALL ALONG!!!! WHO KNEW!!!! Here's is HIS QUOTE!!!!
"To find out what makes Nadya Suleman tick is a globally fascinating story, and one we are thrilled to be telling, but for me the real curiosity is why she has become such a contentious figure in US society."
Let's ROLL!!!!!! Until NEXT TIME! LATES!!!!!
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!! WOW WOW WOW!!!!
HAVE A CRACK OF A TIME! I'LL SAY THIS BLOKE IS VERY JAMMY!
Somebody, get this bloke a cold one now! Where's me oxygen mask by golly?
Sounds great; I've thought all along that TLC was missing a great opportunity with this one. Whether they love her or hate her people stay interested in Nadya Suleman and her family. I liked what he said about exploring why the great degree of contention in the US. Sounds like what Octorazzi has been talking about.
I like that they want to explore "what makes Nadya Suleman tick". The BIG story is not a "single Mom with a big family", but the WHY! The aberrant psychology behind this bizarre compulsion to "immaculately conceive" real human lives for the purpose of her own personal validation!
Moral Hazard?
Collateral damage? X 14! [just to start]
Thank God TLC did not enable and support Nutya with "little opportunities."
Her kids don't need it. They are already being raised by an incompetent self-centered lowlife. All of the older kids have emotional, behavioral and mental problems, caused by Nutya. The babies will have the same as well as physical defects.
Who cares if she is loved or hated. The kids need to be protected from that mental monster. A t.v. show is not going to improve the babies lives; it will just add more chaos and instability. (if that is even possible)
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Awsome, lets get some caselaw that declares that security cameras at daycare, school, hospital and juvinile detention facilities violates some SAG union promulgated law about child actors. I have a list of facilities that constantly monitor activities of minors by video camera, finish this case so I can start sueing them on behalf of the public.
Posted by: Allex | July 22, 2009 at 08:57 AM
Those children are not being paid money to be on those cameras. They are for surveillance and safety, not for acting. Furthermore, they do not generate revenue for a gold-digging mother pimping off her kids.
Sadly, I wouldn't believe much of what she says or acts for in front the camera. these stories are edited to take the view the director wants.
I remotely remember Nadya saying that she didn't plan on even considering a documentary until the octuplets were around a year. Hmm seems that has changed. Hasn't she learned anyhting from Jon
and Kate.
FYI
SSN & She's Slutty & Nutty are both posts by me.
This is a dream come true for Nutty.
She will tell "her" story according to her, with all the embellishments and cast herself in the best light.
She will finally have an audience that will assume everything out of her mouth is the truth. She said many times that she wants to tell the whole story in a book. Well, here is her chance to tell her fairytale.
Nature girl; You really do work at being annoying don't you? You have overused the "take a deep breath ......" to the point of redundancy
You do all realize that this story as documented by Eyeworks is going to be Nadya's story and the "tups" really are the incidentals in relation to the story. That's what it sounds like to me anyway.
Here's a tidbit I gleaned from the other board, a quote of Gloria Allred;
"We also believe that a Guardian can and will seek to hire a professional agent for the babies different from the mother’s representatives to be sure that commercial opportunities are explored, even if the mother will not benefit from those opportunities herself."
This doesn't sound like Ms Allred doesn't want these babies to be commercialized; she just doesn't want their mother to benefit. She doesn't want any commercial opportunities to be missed. Exactly the opposite if what most people criticizing Nadya claim they want for the babies.
GREAT!! Now ANOTHER reason for the US to be made fun of!!!
Nothing like living in a country where this will just add fuel to the fire of being the laughing stock of the world.
Octorazzi, can you please let us know when the documentary will be aired? I will have to ask a friend in the UK ahead of time to tape it for me. Thank you!
"Nature girl; You really do work at being annoying don't you? You have overused the "take a deep breath ......" to the point of redundancy"
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Millie, your eyesight must be going (or something)... there is NO post on this link from naturegirl.
Excuse me, millie!
Thanks OCTORAZZI for deleting my posts!
I didn't say anything to hurt anyone!
naturegirl :)
Millie, the tups are "incidental"? Gawd, how it's Jeffie talk! I suggest you read the contract that Eyesore has with Nutsy. Oh, you haven't seen it? No one else has, either (yet). Is Nutsy the star? How do you know that?
Yes, the Allred quote is correct. When this first got filed, Nutsy was bound and determined to get those kids filmed and money in her pocket. Allred has even seen it. So, if the kids *were* to be filmed, Allred is making darn sure that they are separated from Nutsy in their contracts. It is Nutsy's obligation to support those kids. Not the other way around.