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Lindsay Jacobellis, the snowboardcross woman whose showboating turned gold into silver, did a teleconference call Friday night with reporters who had NOT been at Bardonecchia to see her fall while hotdogging with the finish line in sight.

Quotes we likely won't be using, collected via phone while sitting in the ice hockey arena:

My colleague in the mountain, Steve Dilbeck, will correct me if I'm wrong, but it looked to me as if Visa Girl Lindsay Jacobellis just blew a gold medal by SHOWBOATING just short of the snowboardcross finish line.

This puts her in some pretty dubious company.