Weighing in at 130 pounds, with a mean left hook, a badge and a Sig Sauer, CHUUUU-PAAAA-CAAA-BBBBRA
And the award for best press release of the week goes to FBI spokeswoman Laura Eimiller, who sent out this gem. ... We get pitches by the dozen daily and they're normally very, very boring-- especially those relating to law enforcement and the legal system. But in this case, Ms. Eimiller outdid herself:
FBI Los Angeles' very own Supervisory Special Agent Carlos Narro will be representing the FBI tonight in a boxing match to be held in Long Beach, California. Carlos "Chupacabra" Narro, aka "The FBI Kid," will be boxing a deputy from the Orange County Sheriff's Department in the 130 lbs. category. There are two additional bouts as follows:
* Dave "Knockout" Apodoca of LASD vs. Dustin "The Nosebleeder" Ciscel of Anaheim PD (185 lbs.)
* Armando "The Hitman" Guzman of LASD vs. George "The Argentinean Olympian" Lopez of LAPD (185lbs.)
The match will be held from 5:00pm to 7:00pm at the Long Beach Convention Center - "Hall C" and Carlos will fighting in the main event.
Long Beach Convention Center is located at 300 East Ocean Boulevard, Long Beach, California 90802
HALL C - Enter off Shoreline Drive on the Arena Side
Carlos, a veteran FBI agent who supervises a squad in the Los Angeles Field Office, is a back-up spokesman for the FBI, primarily for Spanish-language media outlets. Originally from New York City, Carlos's lifelong dream will be fulfilled tonight when he boxes in front of a crowd of his fans, FBI friends and his family, cheering him on.
I'm not a boxing fan, this has absolutely no connection to the Valley and is only tangentially related to this blog's focus, but I thought this was hilarious.
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